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Shoe Shopping for Bigfoot

Filed in Lifestyle by on August 14, 2009 0 Comments
Shoe Shopping for Bigfoot

I wear enormous shoes. There is no way to sugarcoat it, to try to diminish, in any way, the colossal monstrosities that are my ogre feet. While these freakish feet are perfect for stomping peasants or, more practically, aiding my equally large legs in covering great distances quickly, they are a debilitating hindrance whenever I […]

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Farewell, Old Friend: Paco’s Last Ride

Filed in Health & Fitness, Lifestyle by on August 11, 2009 1 Comment
Farewell, Old Friend: Paco’s Last Ride

Today, sometime between the hours of 10 A.M. and 4 P.M., my dear friend and loyal companion, Paco, was cut down in the prime of his life. He was tall, tough as steel, always ready to take off on any adventure with me no matter the time of day. I will miss him greatly, for […]

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Please, Anything but a Four Game Sweep

Filed in Sports by on August 9, 2009 0 Comments
Please, Anything but a Four Game Sweep

So, is that it? Three games into a four game series with the Yankees and the Red Sox have done just about nothing. In game one, John Smoltz, one of the most prolific pitchers of his era whose incredible resume should translate into an easy first ballot Hall of Fame induction, pitched nothing like his […]

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